Surprise!
A Holiday Surprise from Historic Columbia
Surprise! You're in for a treat.
A Holiday Poem for Our Patrons...
'Twas November 30, 2022, and all through the Robert Mills House,
our Marketing Department was peacefully working 'til phones began to rouse.
Patrons were calling to inquire about events on a postcard received,
We told them we had no idea what they meant - boy, they were peeved!
A HC holiday postcard? Can't be! It was a headscratcher, 'tis true.
We dug and we dug, and we now have news for you.
Get ready - what we're about to tell you is obscene:
This postcard was originally printed in 2016!
We're puzzled, like you, why it was stuffed in your mail,
When it was not reprinted, ordered, nor approved - what a fail!
We're not naming names, though we suspect what caused the rift,
The local mailhouse may just receive coal as a gift!
So if you're here to look for these events in the past,
We have a special offer below to make your historic holiday dreams last!